Thanks folks, he'll be here all week...

Apparently, Coach Paterno was in rare form for the pre-florida international press conference - treating the press to gems such as:

Q: Are you planning on running out of the tunnel with the team?

A: Not really. I've got a new plan. I'm going to drop from a parachute. (laughter) How do you think I'm going to get on the field? How about if you carry me out? (laughs)