If you care to read about

how PSU doesn't need to make any changes on offense and how Morelli is the man for the job - check out the transcript of the Joe Paterno Press Conference on GoPSUsports.com.

Click here if you'd rather read about cleaning wounds with the use of maggots.

I realize that Joe's love affair with the press ended years ago - and that the sports media in general is a crew of, well, wound cleaning maggots (Chisley and um's eligibility woes? seriously, what do you think you're going to get from questions like those?) - but Paterno's last few press conferences have been ridiculous - this week with the "give me specifics" (regarding problems in the red zone) "overall they are playing well" "No, we're fine". No, I don't expect him to come out and say - "our guys stink, especially Morelli - whew!" - but come on Coach - don't insult us.